I had no idea how much unwarranted attention the Random Mission Statement Generator was going to bring me. A few months after it went live on the Youd Zone, Scott Adams was made aware of it, and requested that it become a part of the Dilbert Zone. While I was not paid for moving the web application to his site, I have had a lot of fun, and have been dubbed "David Youd, official Dogbert consultant". Now that it has been on the Dilbert Zone for a while, a see no reason to host it here as well.

Here it is, Catbert's Random Mission Statement Generator

Here is what people think about the generator.

To my knowledge, this web app was featured in 7 newspapers. Here are some links to a few of them:

• The NewsLine (PDF) (small LLNL internal paper with a distribution of approx. 10,000)
• The Valley Times (PDF) (bay area paper, large distribution)
• A Brazilian newspaper called "O Globo" (distribution unknown, thanks to Marcelo Goulart for the heads up on this one).

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